Wedding toasts are intended to honor the newlywed couple. Ideally, a toast should be short, yet meaningful, for smooth delivery. A short toast can also keep the entire wedding party from being bored with what you have to say. A nice way you can avoid this is to prepare your toast beforehand. An even better way is to make it funny.

To give you some ideas for a funny wedding toast, use the following lines as a springboard.

Toast to the Groom

• Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. (Maryon Pearson)
• Be excellent to each other. (George Carlin, Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure)

Toast from the father of the bride or groom

• By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you will be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
• Life is not the amount of breaths you take. It’s the moments that take your breath away. (Will Smith, Hitch)

Toast from the bride to the groom

• When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. (Billy Crystal, When Harry Meets Sally)
• I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (Rita Rudner)

Toast from the groom to the bride

• The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. (Stephen King)
• My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. (Winston Churchill)

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Are you tired of seeing the same old formal wedding invitations? Would you send out such invites for your own wedding? Well, if you are the traditional type, you probably won’t. But hey, there’s no harm in hamming it up. Why so serious? Invite and amuse your friends at the same time, by sending them funny wedding invites. Even if you are not naturally funny, you can make your own funny invites.

Funny Pictures

When it comes to making people laugh, you can never go wrong with a goofy face. Take a couple of photos of you and your spouse-to-be making silly faces. Arrange those pictures into a collage and use it as a backdrop for your printed invites. Or you might want to try this.

You may also use a photo of the two of you and create something comical like this.

Caricatures

If you don’t feel like making silly faces in front of a camera, then why not in front of a caricaturist? To be more creative, go beyond the traditional caricature. Try a little something like this.

Funny Wordings

If you have a way with words, come up with the funniest lines for the invites, instead. Knock yourself out creating some silly rhyming lines like this.

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